>If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; >If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. >If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; >If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE. >If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; >If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. >If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; >If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. >If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; >If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) >If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; >If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. >If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; >If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. >If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; >If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. >If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; >If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. >If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; >If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. >If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; >If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. >If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; >If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! >& sooo hard to please!!!!!
>If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... >but if u don't, they say u are selfish..... >The moral of the story is...... .SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...
hey math whiz! this guys a smart head! go0d job on our pre-cal test and have fun in ur dancing =) ~
<3 jehremie m. (the person that sits beside u in math class!)